Spilled a glass of kia ora all over laptop
Crying
Dying
So done


Spilled a glass of kia ora all over laptop
Crying
Dying
So done


‘guy’ rhyme with ‘sigh’ for good reason

“Is the exam over?”
and I said (très eloquently):
“It’s the 10 minutes last”
(Na deich nóiméid deireanacha)


i dont think im going to be able to finish this one tonight its just too much u feel


Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
What an idiot

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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