we all have a favorite eyebrow
honey, im homo
welcome back queer
How was your gay?
It was a pain in the ass.
- donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
- shrek: get out me swamp!
- donkey: aww :/
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture
- me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke